Johnny Depp You're deep.
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
and smell the shirt in which you slept,
Johnny Depp.

Johnny Depp You're hip.
I'd like to bite your lower lip
and scrunch your Edward Scissorhair,
Johnny Bear.

You've got tattoos One said "Wynona" I know.
But you broke up with her
and now it just says, "W(h)y no!"

Johnny Depp You're cruel.
You're the harbinger of drool.
Mow my lawn without a shirt,
Johnny Dirt.

John A John B John C John D John E he he.

You like girls with foreign accents,
Tiny waists I'm not a waif,
but I could love you more than you would probably deserve!

Johnny Depp You're the bomb.
If you come to meet my mom,
I'd cry a single salty tear,
Johnny Dear.