"Hockey players make good lovers. Their strong hip flexors and abdominal muscles give them a decent rhythm partners enjoy." --Playboy

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls
11. (amended by Joe Conners 9/11) They are comfortable around any goalie.
12. (amended by lil bro 9/21) They hit em hard and never get tired
13. (amended by Shipley 10/18) It is twice as nice on the ice
14. They know how to stretch em wide.
15. Our sticks grip well with white or black.
This is for all the hockey players, ladies who love em because lets be honest..There isn't anything better