FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but man that was fun

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Have a wet shoulder from your tears

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FRIENDS: Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will steal this, just like I did